Fashion Don't: Bowl Cut in Pillarbox Red

Warning: today's post is not particularly work safe.  It's not a particularly graphic image, but proceed with caution!

So for those fortunate souls who have never heard of a bowl haircut, it goes something like this:

Step One: Take bowl
Step Two: Put bowl on victim's head, like a ceramic hat.
Step Three: Cut hair around bowl.
Step Four: Join in the masses who laugh at your victim, for looking like a douche.

However, my reasons are deeper than this today, for we are discussing specifically pink hair.

So to the left, is a picture of a guy with a bowl cut.  Poor high fashion douche.  Technically, I could stop here.  I mean, this is a classy, potentially well-done example of the bowl cut, but ... it's still pretty not attractive.  If you want to add to the gross factor, imagine it in Pillarbox Red!  It's just not working on so many levels at that point.  So I'm about to add one more level.



Now, I would like to note once again: below is an image potentially not safe for work, school, strict parents, or virgin eyes.  If you or the people surrounding you are offended by everything and anything, you may not want to proceed.

So for comparison, I give you the image to the right.  It's not a real penis, or a dildo; it is, in fact, a lighter.  However, I figured it was pretty detailed enough to work, and was the only picture in the right position.  Look at the model douche, then back to the penis.  Back and forth.  Now, imagine him with the pink hair.


My moral today, children, is not only doing having a bowl cut make you a douche ... but it makes you look like a fucking penis.  Is that how you want strangers to know you?  "Hey, look, it's that walking penis with ears!"  No, you don't.


I also have a bonus fashion don't, that actually has nothing to do with pillarbox red hair, or even hair at all.  It's about Texan Pride.


I have no qualms with people having pride about where they come from.  I, personally, am very proud to have come from my mother's vagina.  However, I don't plan to tattoo it all over my body.  Hold on, thought about it, ew.

However, these hardcore Texans are fucking annoying me.  I'm a part time stagehand, and I oddly encounter a lot of them.  Like this guy today: had Texas tattooed on his arm, had the state tattooed on his calf, and wore a cowboy hat.  He was actually a funny nice guy.  I never would have known had I not had to work for him though, because he has douche written all over him in big, bold, stereotypically Texan letters!


Don't understand how stupid this is yet?  Just apply it to another state.  Don't Mess with Delaware?  True patriots live in New Hampshire?  Hi, it's nice to meet you, I have the outline of Maine tattooed on my vagina?


Wow, I am really all about genitalia today, aren't I?